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| PyroAnime.com -Founder -Owner -Site Designer -Foreign Investigator |
Leader of the TACO Group which overtook the
kingdom of dicklongland
from dicklong and replacing it with the PA benevolent society. His
true origins are unknown, having suddenly appeared
on the world stage with an army of leeches and bottles whilst
dicklongland's erratic migratory pattern had it somewhere west of the
South American coastline. (The term "animeism" is used loosely, not to
mention the location, of dicklongland
is...). It is unclear what the end goals of this TACO Group were,
presumably to gain control of the vast natural resources of
dicklongland including...it is unclear what the end goals of this TACO
Group were.
While his name PyroAnime.com it is unclear if he truly is
a general of an army which smokes, he smokes and is a general of an
army, he will smoke almost anything, even plastic, he cures via the process of
smoking, anything, or just happens like
the storyline of One Piece. :D Which, if any, of these reasons will unfold in time... and TACO stand for Tiny Ass Centipede Organ |
| Arty -Co-founder -Chief Animator -Co-Owner -Recovering Maplestory Addict |
PyroAnime.com's friend since kindergarten, he is
"special with a capital R," as called by his friends. However, he gets
way better grades, uses better grammar, makes less spelling mistakes...(5
hours later)... and is a helluv a better animator. He gets all of his frikkin awesome gif skillage from nothing but practice. No one ever told him how the F***ing hell NeoPaint works. Hes just that smart and figured it out. As he is recovering from maplestory addiction, he consumes 4 liters of Coca~Cola an hour. As you may imagine, this is very expensive. Please donate to help recover from his addiction by clicking here. Living in the country of Orbis (because he isn't fully recovered from his addiction) he plans to beat the hell out of dicklongland and its military core TACO with his own FAJHITA. FAJHITA is a core of specially trained ninjas who can kill you by saying the word die. FAJHITA, or Funny Ass Jonin In The Awesome. Jonin=awesome ass ninja. |
| Jenni -Artist -Site Designer -Co-Founder -Slave | If PyroAnime.com is the head of the PA benevolent
society, Jenni might be called the tail; that is the part of
the leadership which is hidden, nobody really knows about, and does
the dirty work. Given the secretive nature of her work, very little is
known about her, but there are several hypotheses. It is hypothesized
that "accidentally" she might have given birth to herself. It is also
hypothesized she killed Paris Hilton to create a world
order where she could "finally get a good pair of designer shoes". It
is even hypothesized she stood on a grassy field eating tofu while
Mrs.Euphile constantly criticized her about how she will never
understand woman's rights. wtf... In
more recent times, it can be confirmed she had lent her support to PyroAnime.com after finding him with a knife to his wrist. What Jenni
gets out of this arrangement we aren't sure. PyroAnime.com really
appreciates her undivided help but at the same time he wishes he could
help her more considering the fact that she helps him so much and he
helps her so little. But he wants to help her more. He just doesn't
know how. He knows she needs it. She also has a TACO fetish. |
| RageingFlame -Video Adder -Micheal Jackson fetisher | RageingFlame might be new to the inner circle of the PA benevolent
society, but this self-proclaimed bunny with a fetish for Michael
Jackson has been a long time non-domicile of dicklongland (thus
enjoying all "privileges" of living there while not subject to any
taxes imposed by the government). Originally based in the fabled
country of gold and silicon, through a combination of ruthful
ruthlessness and rabbit powered flight, RageingFlame was quickly able
to build a vast trading empire based on the importation and exportation
of electrons. It is alleged that this surplus of m1 cash was what provided RageingFlame the springboard to join the ranks of the PA benevolent society; with the core of the hypothesis being the theory that RageingFlame's receiving a peerage was as a direct result from the large cash inflow to support the failing ASW benevolent society economy in late 2008. However official investigations into this alleged surcharge led by the newly promoted RagingFlame revealed no evidence of any relationship between the two events. Likewise it is expected that the allegations that there is any relationship between Kookookiwi's sudden increase of value and the promotion of RagingFlame to the inner circle of the PA benevolent society. |
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CATCH of actual content of report at an CATCH even higher
classification. Knowledge CATCH of the classification CATCH level of
actual content of report also CATCH at a higher CATCH classification,
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classification level of the CATCH classification level of the CATCH
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now. Handle with CATCH extreme caution. There is no spoon. div is an inside joke that only Kookookiwi would get. But its so funny! |
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-It | Created by CLASSIFIEDdivCLASSIFIED, in the image of Arty. To what end He created ^ is unknown. What is known at this time is the unholy, ungodly, unnatural, unreal, but otherwise fun experiments He runs on ^, which may or may not include a healthy dose of pleather. For example, ^ was originally genderless, but then He turned it male. Not satisfied with that He turned him female. Then further not satisfied He turned her genderless again, and then again female. He is currently examining the possibilities of turning her back to being genderless, but this is a work in process and she seems less than happy with the change. |